by Harris Eddie Hill (they/them) | 08/05/25 | Blog
“If I just prove I’m the dog’s bollocks, they’ll love me.” —me, emotionally dehydrated, living off attention crumbs and false hope. I used to think if I was calm enough, chill enough, sexy enough, non-needy enough, cool enough… They’d wake up one day and be like,...
by Harris Eddie Hill (they/them) | 06/05/25 | Blog
You keep saying: “They never text back.” “They shut down emotionally.” “They’re allergic to intimacy and probably hugs.” Okay. Valid. BUT ALSO… your anxious little inner child is out here clinging like a koala on espresso. Let’s be real: You’re not calm either. You’re...
by Harris Eddie Hill (they/them) | 03/05/25 | Blog
Ah yes, forgiveness. The spiritual flex everyone tells you to do when you’re clearly still emotionally constipated from your last situationship. You journal. You sage your f*cking living room. You say, “I know they were doing their best,” while your left eye twitches...
by Harris Eddie Hill (they/them) | 01/05/25 | Blog
You’re out here trying to project manage your love life like it’s a Google spreadsheet. “If we just have a calm convo about this at 7:15pm with an I-statement, I’m sure it’ll fix everything.” LOL no. Your relationship isn’t a TED Talk. It’s a chaotic nervous...
by Harris Eddie Hill (they/them) | 29/04/25 | Blog
The books. The boundaries. The screenshots you send your friends to ask, “How do I say this without sounding crazy?” Your dating life is a full-time unpaid internship. And still… nothing changes. Here’s why: Strategy is just socially acceptable anxiety. You think if...
